The Republic of Cavan Empire is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 767 million Cavan Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavana. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The strong Cavan Empirean economy, worth 61.5 trillion Cavars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,190 Cavars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavan Empire's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cavan Empire is ranked 202,807^th in the world and 211^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.